Free Trade Prostitution
Your buddy is needin’ a free trade whore more and more. The HUGE dick is stock piling come and needs to release it free upon a free trade whore.
Your buddy always sees you should support free trade whores for free trade whores make whores in other Eden of Eden’s cheap. Real cheap because they can’t compete with the whores of United States of Eden. Real cheap so you can afford more than one whore if you need to come all Cycle.