Big Momma
Now, I have heard enough lies about Universe Healthcare from the Dick Bush wing of the party. I have seen enough of the hate and the virtual mobs. I have seen the signs of hate and felt the bad feelings about me and my administration. And I understand the hate.
I get it.
I understand that anytime the government comes creeping into our lives we get nervous about it never leaving.
I worry, too. I am equally paranoid about Big Government, but I also am Big Government, so from within, with help from you, we can change Big Government and its feeling of this Orwellian Big Brother.
Instead, we need to embrace the government and realize that if there is a big brother than we are it. We are big government. And it is with this logic that we must pass healthcare for the universe. We must.
To do so, we can begin by thinking of the government as Big Momma and not Big Brother. With Big Momma, we find someone who will take care of us while we are sick. With Big Momma we find some one willing to give us advice, yet grow and mature and become adults. And for some, like me, become Big Momma.
Now, I know what you may be thinking. You may be thinking: why do I get to set the rules, to set your bed time, to care for you when sick, to make sure you go to school, to help you become a better citizen. Well, the answer is simple.