Now I know it is known that I have smoked Marijuana. The fact is, I smoked a lot of Marijuana, so let it be know that I was a pot head. I enjoyed every puff, every gag, every exhale and every cough. Let it be known, from now and until the next time I smoke pot, that I like to have cookies and milk. Because cookies and milk, you see, give you not only the sugar rush one needs to continue on, but also the calcium and fortified vitamin D to grow and become strong.

Now, there will be a time that I will be passed that pipe, that bong, that joint. And let it be known, now that I am your leader, I will not take that bong, that joint, that pipe. Instead, I will seek to destroy and detain any who do enjoy marijuana as I did. This, I promise you. For you should do as I say and not as I do.

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