With my new proposals, and with the help from the Congress, I, your President, have plans that will lead United States of Eden™ back to being the richest of all Eden of Eden. With my new proposal, and with my team of experts and team of rivals, we will argue. We will argue, but at the end of the day, we will provide. Will provide a comprehensive spending plan to further increase our debt and future instability.

I project with my new plan we of the United States of Eden™ will create 300,000,000 million jobs. Not only will my plan create jobs, it will create a job surplus. And with this job surplus, we will continue to support those people who either refuse to work or can not work.

I do see that our debt will be with us forever. However, I am sure, with time, there will either be a bigger war to help fund our war machine and destroy the resources of our enemies, or we will control all of Eden of Eden thus eradicating our debt holders.

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