While some may doubt my resolve to win the War In Afghanistan and conquer all of Eden of Eden, let me speak to those doubters that WE WILL WIN THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN! And though we have fought the war for thousands of years, way back before Clinton Kennedy Party was called the Democratic Party. […]

We must work for tomorrow and build a brighter future for tomorrow’s children of United States of Eden™. We must plant the seed to grow the child for the ideas for a purpose of tomorrow. We must come together and become one force to guide the economy over the road of success using the map […]

If it is not evident by my actions, then let it be evident by my words: I love drilling things. If for oil or to kill the enemy or to read your mind for security against the G.W.O.T, drilling bores to the root of the problem and gives me pleasure. At times, it give me […]

It has become apparent that while we will allow homos to join our army to fight to the death for the war, we should not allow homos to marry or show love. It is imperative to my conservative base that we up hold ignorant laws segregating citizens of United States of Eden™ and causing a […]

NOW IS THE TIME. NOW IS THE TIME… Now it is time to rise above the politcal discourse and come together. Now it is time to reach out to your neighbor and hope. Now it is time to stop feeling all these bad thoughts and feeling good and hopefull. Because good and hopeful feelings will […]

You may have seen from my opponent, NeoCain, that he is not another Dick Bush. You may have felt through advertising and networks that NeoCain is a straight talker.
I am here to tell you today that what you see and feel is all about Dick Bush.
Now, while I once respected NeoCain for his mavrik […]

You know, we fought a good fight to give me the nomination to be the Clinton Kennedy nomination to be President of United States of Eden, but we lost to a well prepared and sharp half-white citizen, Obama. And though I deserve to be the one who runs the race for Clinton Kennedy Party for […]

I see a United States where me and my HUGE dick continues to rule with a stiff tip. I see a United States where those people from my wealthy village give me the power to build my own village. I see a United States where my HUGE dick will have sex with anyone and anything. […]

Some of you think the views of my HUGE Dick are my views. Some of you are wrong because nothing is further from the truth.
The fact is, my HUGE Dick has a mind of its own. Though we have been connected all my political life, I have no more control over my HUGE Dick […]

You don’t get to become G.O.D. of the United States of Eden by changing things. The fact is the less you change the system the better chance you have of becoming a Presidant G.O.D., which I have been and will be.
If for some strange reason you believe I am a bringer of change well then […]